Adolph (player character)

Adolph is the main protagonist of the game. His female counterpart is Eva.

Story
Adolph is a slightly overweight 27-year-old virgin with Asperger's. He lives with his alcoholic mother and shitposts on 4chan's "Politically Incorrect" board all day. His mother managed to manipulate the Pol region's ineffective justice system to continue to recieve alimony payments from his absent father, allowing the two to vegitate in the fifth floor of their Levitt Town apartment all day.

One day, however, his mother's alcohol habit gets out of control, and she has to choose: alcohol, or her son? She decides to choose the love of ther life, and kicks Adolph's fat ass out on the curve. Desparate for an income, he accidentally runs into the eccentric Professor Ron Paul, who teaches him all about the JIDF and SRS conspiracy. Next thing he knows, he's a full-fledged Pokemon trainer, fighting to restore his home region to balance. Can he do it?