Spurdo

Spurdo is a Normal-type Pokemon. It evolves into Spurdmobil when exposed to Evolium.

Goyim

Dex Entries
Red-pill: This lazy Pokemon has mannerisms similar to Snorlax, but is even lazier. It will protect large colonies of Tsinoiz with its bloated mass, in exchange for food.

Blue-pill: Spurdo is incredibly lazy, and it's nobody's fault but its own. The theory that it is dependent on Tsinoiz is only a conspiracy theory. Criticizing Spurdo on social networking sites is trendy.

Locations
TBA

Stats
HP: 100

Attack: 85

Defense: 85

Sp. Attack: 25

Sp. Defense: 30

Speed: 5

Total: 330

Abilities
Thick Fat

Moveset

 * Tackle (start)
 * Growl (start)
 * Rest (9)
 * Snore (13)
 * Take Down (19)
 * Curse (24)
 * Yawn (27)
 * Body Slam (33)
 * Rock Slide (40)
 * Stockpile (44)
 * Swallow (44)
 * Spit Up (44)
 * Earthquake (55)